7 reasons why the ladies love my healthy chia seed balls, 

 just so you know, I have the healthiest balls on earth but thats not the reason the ladies love my chia seed balls . I’m going to tell you, but first say that this summer, i plan to woo the ladies with my deciliuos ,healthy chia ballz.
. I’ve been to a lot of states and have found that American women have one thing in common. They love healthy balls, YUP! its a proven fact. I’ve been to so many juice bars and health store and I came to the conclusion that chicks love healthy and tasty chia balls. Upon my findings, I’ve decided to show off MY BALLS to the ladies, in America and I want you to do the same. But Before you go off wooing every women in america and showing off how deliciuosly healthy chia seed balls are. you need to KNOW! why the balls are healthy. in all my risk taking with the ladies, I have found the secret to getting a women to fall in love with my perfectly healthy and delicious all American chia seed balls. You see most Americans have unhealthy balls. people nourishing their bodies all wrong and I can proudly say that my chia seed balls are made with the most import nutrients for the body. Starting with protein, fiber, vitamins,omega-3, and minerals. and MAN! these nutrients are what makes beautiful women want to have my balls. its like they become addicted to my chia seed ballz.
Check out my car. It has a pair of nice healthy chia seed balls. CHICKS dig my car because I always share my delicious ballz with them.
Since my dream is to travel from the east coast to the west coast showing of my chia seed balls, to all the healthy and beautiful women, I figure I pack my healthy balls nicely and begin my journey to conquer every woman in America.
my journey begins with why chia seed balls are good for you:

REASON # 1. why my balls are good for you:   they are really HIGH in OMEGA 3 FATTY ACIDS

Chia seeds are a natural source of Omega 3 fatty acids.Omega 3’s help reduces:
  • inflammation
  • aids blood sugar and insulin regulation.

some science guy told me before i went off to find women, that my chia seed balls can help in the prevention of

  • heart disease,
  • arthritis
  • , and cancer.:

I was extremely flattered when he said that about my chia ballz.

REASON # 2: Chia seeds make me FEEL FULLER FOR LONGER period of time: 

Chia seeds have been known to help with weight loss. and no women wants some creppy fat guy telling them about how good their chia balls are RIGHT !.NOW ! since i wont be gaining weight, i will tell your how i eat my chia ballz, i open the bag and i eat them like if they where going out of fashion. just this snack alone can make me feel full throughout the day, and i eat less.which inturn makes me not turn into a creepy fat guy telling you about my chia seed balls. also this deliciuos snack has a whole lot of fiber; in fact, one serving contains 41% of your daily fibre. This is great becuase i wont have to spend that much money on eating out when I’m in some city trying to get a women to try my chia balls snack.

REASON # 3: NO CHICK FIGHTS with other the foods, food girl friendly: 
When girls  eat healthy foods it makes the eating process easier. Chia seeds can be added to a bunch of stuff. chia is tasteless, and can be added  to pretty much anything! put them on your salad, your smoothie, lemon water or whatever.  it is a quick and easy way to get your daily source of Omega 3’s.make sure you drink some water if the seeds are to be consume dry.
 REASON # 4: they are packed with PROTEIN:
Protein is an essential for your body, and you need some protein in every meal. Chia seeds pack a whole lot of protein; in fact, they contain more protein of any seed or grain family. not only are they packed with protein they have
  • magnesium,
  • boron,
  • calcium,
  • antioxidants
  • and essential fatty acids which are important to help protect us from getting sick girls and boys

.REASON # 6: Chia seeds are not RACIST: 
Chia does not discriminate. They are friends of  Vegan, Gluten-free and can be easily digested… they love all people




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